i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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