today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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