so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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