yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Your dad touched me again.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
