: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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