So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
as a side note pls kill me
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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