the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We need to rekindle our bromance
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
do nipples grow back?
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