I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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