HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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