And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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