If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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