Can i not drive my cunt home
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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