Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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