I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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