do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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