he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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