sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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