I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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