I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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