I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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