Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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