stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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