Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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