Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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