# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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