? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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