Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize