Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
