id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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