Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
They have beer where we have blood.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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