I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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