thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
That accounts for only three of the penises
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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