Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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