No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
