Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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