Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
So apparently I’m into choking now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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