Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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