I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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