Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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