Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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