How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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