all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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