I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
