the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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