Well apparently he's into motor boating.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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