Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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