this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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