One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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