So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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