You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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