quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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