I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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