don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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