My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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