i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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