Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
