D3 body, D1 cock
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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