Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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