Ambien. No doubt about it.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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