with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
